[Chester See]
CHORUS
Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
It’s not what I really wanna do
But you only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to...
[Kevjumba]
I never open the door or pull out a chair
You can tell me how your day was but I don’t really care
And if you ever get cold, you’ll just have to hack it
'Cause I’d be cold too if I gave you my jacket
Like WHOA!!!
You ain’t sitting up front
Front is for the homies, you can sit in the trunk
I never answer my phone whenever you call it
And when the waiter brings out the bill, I never reach for my wallet.
[Chester See]
CHORUS
Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
It’s not what I really want to do
But you only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to...
[Ryan Higa]
And Imma BEAT you, in every competition
Going out with the girls you better get my permission
Wait no! I take that back, you can’t go
House is on tonight and that’s my favorite show!
[Cathy Nguyen]
Do I look fat in this dress?
[Ryan Higa]
HELL YEAH! You do!
Wait let me speak your language
Cows go MOOO!
(Mooo, mooo, mooo, mooo!)
[Chester See]
CHORUS
Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
It’s not what I really want to do
Hoh... You only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to... Ooo...
But behind the scenes, she means the world to me
I wanna tell her that she’s beautiful
And show her that she’s in love
Hold her hand when she’s scared
Tell her how much I care
But that won’t win her heart because…
Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
Not what I really want to do
Hoh.. You only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to
Ho!