Come, let's tip-toe into the dark (La la la la la la la la)
One good scare oughta do ya!
You'll find our bite much worse than our bark!
One good scare ought to do you some good!
If you should find the daily grind a tad bit taxing on the mind; to help unwind if so inclined, I have a small suggestion...
That if you dare into my lair, you should prepare for quite a scare!
But "Will you share in this nightmare?" would be my only question.
If your hair lies lifeless and limp, one good scare oughta do ya!
Come with me, now, don't be a wimp!
One little scare ought to do ya some good.
That is quite right, I would delight in taking flight into the night.
If I may give you such a fright, you know I surely would!
But if I seem a bit extreme in my attempts to make you scream,
Remember that this spooky scheme will cure...
One little scare oughta do you some good!