Author's Comment:
I feel ashamed. Heck.
Original lyrics, music, movie by 梨本うい (Ui Nashimoto) a.k.a. 梨本P (Nashimoto-P) on Niconico,
mastering by kaichi
From http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13034753
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Title in Romaji: kurisumasu nanka iranai
Translation Lyrics:
Merry Christmas lol
The whole town is wildly glittering
I can barely see star dust
A whole turkey that burned black
swims about in the bright night sky
Even if I'm being a good boy
there's no present in stocking
Even if a kitty is dead on the roadside
the merry Santa never notices it
*Ahh... Someone's laughter
There's no fun at all
Ahh... It simply makes me miserable
I don't need Christmas
A couple behaving happily
makes a baby on the side of their way
A half year later, they take a pistol
and shoot a stork down
A red-nosed reindeer
drinks up cheap champagnes
He kindles his awful whatsit
and makes cozy with a vixen
(Repeat *)
Walk at the roadside but Christmas is here
Escape to the online but Christmas is here
Get into bed but Christmas is here
A lonely and empty Christmas
I was up for Santa bashing
and got beaten back with no deal
He, at the side of my frustration,
gloated swinging his white beard
(Repeat *)
Ahh... Santa and reindeers
May all of them be gone!
Ahh... It simply makes me miserable
I don't need Christmas
I don't need Christmas
I don't need Christmas