I wonder if your therapist likes me
I guess it depends on
How much of the truth
You tell to her
And I wonder
If your brother wants to fight me
Would he change his mind
If he saw his big sister
At her worst
So tell your friends I'm evil
Write songs that say I suck
And roll your eyes
When people ask about us
You can hate me if it helps
Make me out to be the villain
Say you're better by yourself
So it feels like your decision
You can tell 'em
I'm the bad guy
If it helps you sleep okay
Because all you want is closure
But there's nothing left to say
So you can hate me if it helps
You can hate me if it helps
Do you wonder
If I'm with someone new now
If her clothes are in the drawer
You used to take up in my room
Yeah I bet you think
I never think about
You anymore and God
I wish that that were true
But I tell my friends I miss you
I write songs about how much
Yeah I know we had our issues
So if you want
You can hate me if it helps
Make me out to be the villain
Say you're better by yourself
So it feels like your decision
You can tell 'em I'm the bad guy
If it helps you sleep okay
Because all you want is closure
But there's nothing left to say
So you can hate me if it helps
You can hate me if it helps
I'm sorry I stayed up
With you every night
For making you laugh
When you wanted to cry
I'm sorry I paid for your SSRI's
For making you happy I apologize
I'm sorry I put you
In front of my friends
Yeah my bad forgiving you
For what you said
So go and be angry
But you can't pretend
'cause I know that you never would
'cause I know that you never could
Yeah I know
But you can hate me if it helps
Yeah you can hate me if it helps