I used to hope
One day I'd be rich
But now I'm happy
If I have somewhere to sit
Used to get drunk
And wake up feelin' refreshed
But now I have a drink
And can't get out of bed
'Cause it finally hurts bein' hungover
But it's still not worse than bein' sober
Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard
I'm still holdin' onto my mom's credit card
No one ever told me
Growin' up gets kinda lonely
Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard
I used to think
By now I'd be a mom
Just turned twenty-six
And I can barely feed my dog
I used to put down
A Big Mac and some fries
Now just the thought of it
Will go straight to my thighs
Guess my body's finally movin' slower
I'm regrettin' that tattoo on my shoulder
Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard
I'm still holdin' onto my mom's credit card
No one ever told me
Growin' up gets kinda lonely
Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard
It's fuckin' hard, yeah
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
I never thought I'd grow up so fast
But I'm hopin' the best comes last
Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard
I'm still holdin' onto my mom's credit card
No one ever told me
Growin' up gets kinda lonely
Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard
It's fuckin' hard
It's fuckin' hard
I never thought I'd grow up so fast
But I'm hopin' the best comes last