I caught you cheatin'
You had the nerve to say you're sleepin'
Just not with he but tell your friends
That I'll be lost without you
And I'll admit it
Sometimes I miss
When we were in it
So I made a list
So I never forget all the things
I hate about you
Ten you're selfish
Nine you're jaded
Eight the dumbest guy I dated
Seve talk a big game
'til you're naked
Only six seconds
And I had to fake it
Five you're toxic
Four can't trust you
Three you still got mommy issues
Two years of your bullshit
I can't undo
One, I hate the fact
That you made me love you
Your friends must suck
If they think you're cool
A sloppy drunk obsessed with his Juul
Keep buying bottles
With your daddy's money
And I don't know
How I fell for your shit
You gross me out
And now I've got the ick
And I've got a list of
Why you don't get to fuck me
Ten you're selfish
Nine you're jaded
Eight the dumbest guy I dated
Seven talk a big game
'til you're naked
Only six seconds
And I had to fake it
Five you're toxic
Four can't trust you
Three you still got mommy issues
Two years of your bullshit
I can't undo
One I hate the fact
That you made me love you
You made me love you
You made me love you
Ooh ah
How'd you make me love you
And I'll admit it
Sometimes I miss when we were in it
So I made a list yeah
Ten things I hate about you
Ten you're selfish
Nine you're jaded
Eight the dumbest guy I dated
Seven talk a big game 'til you're naked
Only six seconds
And I had to fake it
Five you're toxic
Four can't trust you
Three you still got mommy issues
Two years of your bullshit I can't undo
One I hate the fact
That you made me love you