Bài hát Mrs. Claus' Kimono Báo Lỗi

I'm a sinister elf with a sinister plan

Santa's little helper with too much time on my hands

He's got a fine lookin' wife for such an old man

I can see her lookin' at me when there is no one else around


And I'm countin' down the days to December 24th

The old man's in his sleigh, I am sneakin' in the backdoor

She asks if I know what the candy cane is for

While he's slidin' down the chimney I'll be comin' back for more


Not really worried 'bout the old man findin' out

'Cause me and Rudolph worked the whole thing out

That was not about vengeance or anything like that

I just want a little sex and the old man off my back


Rudy's out for blood 'cause he hates the fat old man

'Cause he caught him in the stables with his fat little hands

On a female reindeer he likes named Wynona

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The last thing he wants to see is Santa on her


So we're loadin' up the toy sack with heroin and crack

We sent Santa off to Georgia and he ain't comin' back

And we call up an evil green Grinch to tell him Santa's holdin'

Now have him on the chain gang and the electric chair, the electric chair


And there'll be a happy ending all you girls and all you boys

There won't be no more Santa, there won't be no more toys

There'll be no stoppin' Rudy and Wynona

And I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' kimono


I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' kimono

I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' kimono

I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' kimono

Merry Christmas