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"Dearly Beloved"


Good morning, dearly beloved

We are gathered here today

To watch two people we know make a big mistake

They'll stand up at the alter

And solemnly swear i do

They'll be together forever

'til they find somebody new


Her daddy's in the front row

Muttering oh no here we go again

They had a couple dates

Now she's three months late

And it's twenty buck a plate i spent, oh:


Good morning, dearly beloved

I'd like to welcome ya'll

To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol

Please bow your heads and join me

In a prayer for these two

Who'll be together forever

'til they find somebody new


The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse

As he's putting the ring on her

He's checking out the bridesmaids

Thinking that he might take

The maid of honor's honor, oh:


Welcome, dearly beloved

We are here this afternoon

To throw rice as these two

Drive down the road to ruin

With cans tied to the bumper

And a dragging muffler too

They'll be together forever

Until they find somebody new


So raise your glass and join me

Here's to the bride and groom

They'll be together forever

'til they find somebody new