Bài hát This Offer Is Unrepeatable Báo Lỗi

DON'T SEND ANY MONEY!

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Ignore at your peril this splendid advice

An invaluable link in an infinite chain

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Because you're exciting them

And not only fall at your feet but be biting them


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Or just possibly scare you to death


Sign it and seal it and send it to friends

But don't mention my name

Don't make any long term plans


In thirty-six hours your fortunes will change

Your best friends won't know you

And neither will strangers

Do not keep this letter

It must leave your hand

You have been selected from over five thousand


A twister or dupe will bamboozle or hoodwink you

I can't say more it would only confuse you

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And you'll start to see double in fishes and bread


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Cherish this life as you don't get another one


UNLESS you should take up this fabulous offer

Don't leave it too late or you'll be bound to suffer

And woebetide anyone so woebegone

You won't know you're born or about to pass on


You'll never get tired

You'll never get bored

By the way I just hope you're insured


And if you're not satisfied

If you want more

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This offer is unrepeatable


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Your tears will dry

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This offer is unrepeatable


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In a riot of colours, (a variety of) and flavours

Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable

This offer is unrepeatable


Would I lie to you? Would I sell you a dud?

Just sign on the line. Could you possibly write it in

blood?