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"Online"


I work down at the pizza pit

And I drive an old Hyundai

I still live with my mom and dad

I'm 5'3 and overweight


I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic

Mild asthmatic

Never been to 2nd base

But there's a whole nother me

That you need to see

Go check out MySpace


'cause online I'm out in Hollywood

I'm 6'5 and I look damn good

I drive a Maserati

I'm a black belt in Karate

And I love a good glass of wine


It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time


I'm so much cooler online

So much cooler online


I get home, I kiss my mom

And she fixes me a snack

I head down to my basement bedroom

And fire up my Mac


In real life the only time I

Ever even been to L.A.

Was when I got the chance with the marching band

To play tuba in the Rose Parade.


Online I live in Malibu

I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ

I'm single and I'm rich

And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind


It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time


I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online


When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date

Let alone a real girlfriend

But I grow another foot

And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in


Online I'm out in Hollywood

I'm 6'5 and I look damn good

Even on a slow day, I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time


I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online