Cigarettes and chocolate milk
These are just
A couple of my cravings
Everything it seems
I like's a little bit stronger
A little bit thicker
A little bit harmful for me
If I should buy jelly beans
Have to eat them all
In just one sitting
Everything it seems
I like's a little bit sweeter
A little bit fatter
A little bit harmful for me
And then there's those other things
Which for several reasons
We won't mention
Everything about 'em
Is a little bit stranger
A little bit harder
A little bit deadly
It isn't very smart
Tends to make one part
So brokenhearted
Sitting here remembering me
Always been a shoe
Made for the city
Go ahead accuse me
Of just singing about places
Where scrappy boys faces
Have general run of the town
Playing with prodigal sons
Takes a lot of sentimental Valium
Can't expect the world
To be your Raggedy Andy
While running on empty
You little old doll with a frown
You got to keep in the game
Retaining mystique while facing forward
I suggest a reading of
A Lesson in Tightropes
Or Surfing Your High hopes
Or Adios Kansas
It isn't very smart
Tends to make one part
So brokenhearted
Still there's not
A show on my back
Holes or a friendly intervention
I'm just a little bit heiress
A little bit Irish a little bit
Tower of Pisa whenever I see ya
So please be kind
If I'm a mess
Cigarettes and chocolate milk
Cigarettes and chocolate milk