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I been Norman Mailered Maxwell Taylored

I been John O'Hara'd McNamara'd

I been Rolling Stoned

And Beatled 'til I'm blind

I been Ayn Randed

Nearly branded

Communist cause I'm left-handed

That's the hand

I use well never mind

I been Phil Spectored resurrected

I been Lou Adlered Barry Sadlered

Well I paid all the dues

I want to pay

And I learned the truth

From Lenny Bruce

And all of my wealth

Won't buy me health

So I smoke

A pint of tea a day

I knew a man

His brain so small

He couldn't think of

Nothing at all

Not the same as you and me

He doesn't dig poetry

He's so unhip when you say Dylan

He thinks you're

Talking about Dylan Thomas

Whoever he was

The man ain't got no culture

But it's alright Ma

Everybody must get stoned

I been Mick Jaggered

Been silver daggered

Andy Warhol

Won't you please come home

I been mothered fathered

Aunt and uncled

Been Roy Haleed

And Art Garfunkeled

I just discovered

Somebody's tapped my phone