Bài hát Marunouchi Sadistic Báo Lỗi

Houshuu wa nyuusha go heikou sen de
Toukyou wa aisedo nani mo nai

Rikken 620 choudai
Juukyuman mo motte inai ochanomizu

Maasharu no nioi de tonjatte taihen sa
Maiban zecchou ni tasshite iru dake
Ratto hitotsu wo shoubaidougu ni shite iru sa
Soshitara benjii ga hai ni utsutte torippu

Saikin wa ginza de keikan gokko
Kokkyou wa koete mo shousha hissui

Ryoushuusho wo kaite choudai
Zeirishi nante tsuite inai kourakuen

Shourai sou ni natte kekkon shite hoshii
Maiban shingu de yuugi suru dake
Piza ya no kanojo ni natte mitai
Soshitara benjii atashi wo gurecchi de utte

Ao kande itte choudai
Shuuden de kaerutteba ikebukuro

Maasharu no nioi de tonjatte taihen sa
Maiban zecchou ni tasshite iru dake
Ratto hitotsu wo shoubaidougu ni shite iru sa
Soshitara benjii ga hai ni utsutte torippu

Shourai sou ni natte kekkon shite hoshii
Maiban shingu de yuugi suru dake
Piza ya no kanojo ni natte mitai
Soshitara benjii atashi wo gurecchi de utte