Houshuu wa nyuusha go heikou sen de
Toukyou wa aisedo nani mo nai
Rikken 620 choudai
Juukyuman mo motte inai ochanomizu
Maasharu no nioi de tonjatte taihen sa
Maiban zecchou ni tasshite iru dake
Ratto hitotsu wo shoubaidougu ni shite iru sa
Soshitara benjii ga hai ni utsutte torippu
Saikin wa ginza de keikan gokko
Kokkyou wa koete mo shousha hissui
Ryoushuusho wo kaite choudai
Zeirishi nante tsuite inai kourakuen
Shourai sou ni natte kekkon shite hoshii
Maiban shingu de yuugi suru dake
Piza ya no kanojo ni natte mitai
Soshitara benjii atashi wo gurecchi de utte
Ao kande itte choudai
Shuuden de kaerutteba ikebukuro
Maasharu no nioi de tonjatte taihen sa
Maiban zecchou ni tasshite iru dake
Ratto hitotsu wo shoubaidougu ni shite iru sa
Soshitara benjii ga hai ni utsutte torippu
Shourai sou ni natte kekkon shite hoshii
Maiban shingu de yuugi suru dake
Piza ya no kanojo ni natte mitai
Soshitara benjii atashi wo gurecchi de utte