Bài hát Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car Báo Lỗi

Your hubcaps cost more than my car

And your car cost more than my house

Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years

But your balloon cost the same as mine


As you drive away, I laugh with my friends

'Cause I just cost you your life

And when they find your body slumped over the wheel

I'll be in bed soundly asleep


Your epitaph was written by a Cardinal

Your coffin was carved out of a tree

Your funeral was attended by thousands

But your overdose was arranged by me


As I read the morning paper, I laugh with my friends

I just took out a man of God

He is survived by seven kids and precious wife

He died of unknown causes in his car