The only guys who treat me right
Are Ben and Jerry
You fooled me twice
Then one more time to add the cherry
On top of girls who look just like me
Then you tell me just to spite me
So I'm home to be alone
With Ben and Jerry
Tell Ben and Jerry
You're the reason I scream
While I'm punching on my pillow
Like a bad dream
While I'm cursing out my window
As the ice cream truck is going by me
You're the reason I scream
The only guys who don't make me cry
Are Ben and Jerry
To think my family wonders
Why I'll never marry
When every Nate, or Mark, or Curtis
Only makes my heart starts hurting
I go home, to pack a bowl
With Ben and Jerry
Tell Ben and Jerry
You're the reason I scream
While I'm punching on my pillow
Like a bad dream
While I'm cursing out my window
As the ice cream truck is going by me
You're the reason I scream
So now I'm home, half baked alone
I'm tired of this rocky road
'cause you're so cold, you need a cone
You're the reason
You're the reason I scream
While I'm punching on my pillow
Like a bad dream
While I'm cursing out my window
As the ice cream truck is going by me
You're the reason I scream
The only guys who treat me right
Are Ben and Jerry