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Time to celebrate the season

Haven't eaten all day

My tummy is growling

Cause I've been saving up space

I've got my place at the table

Can't fit no more on my plate

I've got my fork in my hand

Ready to stuff my face

So bring on the turkey

Potatoes casserole dishes

'cause I ain't messing around

With them buttoned up britches

You got them skinny jeans on

Girl I feel sorry for you

'cause I just tried everything

And I'm going back for round 2

I got my stretchy pants on

I got my stretchy pants on

Spandex and Lycra

You better work it for me

'cause I'm about to expand

This band of elasticity

I got my stretchy pants on

I got my stretchy pants on

Ask me where I got 'em

Amazon at my door

And if I wear this pair out

I'm gonna buy me some more

I got leftovers waiting

In the fridge for repeating

Give me a nap and an hour

You know they gonna get eaten

So bring on the turkey

Potatoes casserole dishes

'cause I ain't messing around

With them buttoned up britches

Can't get my skinny jeans on

But don't feel sorry for me

'cause I just tried everything

And I'm going back for round 3

I got my stretchy pants on

I got my stretchy pants on

Hey Spandex and Lycra

You better work it for me

'cause I'm about to expand

This band of elasticity

I got my stretchy pants on

I got my stretchy pants on

Fruitcake I'll try it

Ambrosia I'll try it

Aunt Bertha's 'nana pudding

With a cherry on top

Cookies I'll have some

Oh Gingerbread

Guzzle down some egg nog

Even though I'm 'bout to pop

I got my stretchy pants on

I got my stretchy pants on

So bring on the turkey

Potatoes casserole dishes

'cause I ain't messing around

With them buttoned up britches

And when you think that I'm done

And I'm laid out on the floor

No no no don't let me fool ya

I got some room for some more

With my stretchy pants on

I got my stretchy pants on

My stretchy pants on

I got my stretchy pants on ya'll

Santa ain't got nothing on me