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Video Batman Parody: The Dark Knight is Confused. Key of Awesome #8.

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Batman's beginning to wonder if his movie makes any sense at all.


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Written by Mark Douglas and Rusty Ward
Music by Jake Chudnow
All characters played by Mark Douglas
Directed by Tom Small


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Lyrics:


KID
Batman! Why is he running, Dad?


GORDON
Because we have to chase him.


KID
Why?


GORDON
Because he can take it. Because hes not a hero, hes a silent guardian, a watchful protector, the Dark Knight


KID
I dont get it.


GORDON
Neither do I son, but it sounds cool.


BATMAN
As I ride on my bike at the end of Dark Knight
Theres a few plot points that just dont feel right


Like why the hell did I agree to take the rap
Harvey Dent killed those people. Who gives a crap?


And the Joker pulls crimes in such an orderly manner
He must write it down in an evil day planner


His henchmen are psycho and expendable
Yet somehow completely dependable


And why is Morgan Freeman all pissed at me?
He seemed to resign kind of randomly


Its OK to build me an armored tank-car
But ooh, tapping phones, thats going too far


Chorus
This movie of my life just doesnt hold together
At least is beats the crap out of Batman Forever


I enjoy car chases, explosions and suspense
Is it too much to ask that it all make sense?


ALFRED
No no Master Wayne, you dont understand
You cant kill a symbol, but you can kill a man


BATMAN
If I want to quit then thats my choice


ALFRED
Were alone you dont have to use that voice
And what about Ms. Dawes its like you just forgot her


BATMAN
In Batman Begins she was so much hotter


ALFRED
Joker, are you busy? Lets call a truce.
I need you to help explain the plot toBatman


JOKER
Call me insane, but I consider us friends
I brought the DVD so we can watch it again


ALFRED
Ill make the popcorn and pour the sherry
Ooh, maybe we could watch it with the commentary


BATMAN
How does Harvey Dent do total 180?


ALFRED
Well they barbequed his face and he lost his lady


BATMAN
When did you have time rig up both of those boats


JOKER
Does talking that way ever damage your throat?


BATMAN
Well at least they got rid of Joel Schumacher


JOKER
You know movie is really good the Hurt Locker


BATMAN
Oh I heard that was good. Ive been meaning to see it.


ALFRED
Whos in it?


JOKER
Anthony Mackie


ALFRED
I dont know who that is.


JOKER
He was in Eight Mile.


ALFRED
Oh, he the guy who hosted the rap battles.


BATMAN
No that was Mekhi Phifer.


ALFRED
Joker youre getting white makeup all over the popcorn.


JOKER
Sorry, Hey did I ever tell you how I got these scars?


BATMAN
YES! Several versions.


ALFRED
Maybe some other people would like to hear the story.


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