Yeah, woo, yeah
That's the idea, man
The fuckin Red Wings are playin
Ayy, the fuckin Red Wings are playin, man
Fuck, shut up, man
You're gonna fuckin make me miss the game
It goes, one, two, three, four
Rush room, C4
Need more bleach, breathe more
Reach for ether, either or
Markers, paint, inhale, faint
Yeah, heh, heh, smells great, heh
Acid, you don't got that
Just melt plastic
That's it
Now let it smoke and smell that shit
I can't see shit
You're foggin up the room
Gimme that shit
Bitch, you're hoggin the balloon
I might just suck nitrous all night long
If I just die
Mike, just call my mom
Greg can drink a whole keg through a funnel
Put his foot through it
And crawl in it like a tunnel
From the 3-1-3 to the 8-1-0
Hey Brian
You ain't coverin the rush hole
You're not doin it right, pay attention
Who the fuck taught you to smoke, Bill Clinton
C'mon, inhale, puff, pass, puff, pass
Okay, that's enough, damn
Tom, that's my mom's lamp
Goddamn, dude, fuckin calm down
Look at you guys, you're makin a mess
Where's Jason
Dude, I'm in the basement with Jeff
He just dropped
A bunch of weights on his chest
Help me get em off
Wait, you're breakin his neck
You grab that end, dick
I'll grab this end
I told him not to lift when he sniffs
He don't listen
Get me drunk
Let me go and get me high tonight
Jimmy, don't
Jimmy don't let me die tonight
Get me home
Jimmy, don't let me drive tonight
I just wanna get blown with Brian and Mike
Get me drunk
Let me go and get me high tonight
Jimmy, don't
Jimmy don't let me die tonight
Get me home
Jimmy, don't let me drive tonight
I just wanna get blown with Brian and Mike
Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike
Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike
Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike
Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike
I spilled beer on the carpet
But the walls are drunk, you asshole
I ain't leanin on em, I'm holdin em up
Shit, tonight, man, I ain't holdin em up
I'm openin up shop to the cops
And closin it shut
Nineteen shots might seem like a lot
But it's not
I ain't even buzzin, man, I swear to God
Tom, stop, you're gonna scare the dog
He's gonna bark
And Mr. Johnson's gonna come downstairs
And, ugh
Hey, I want some peace and quiet here
Or I'ma send the goddamn police in riot gear
Shut up Mr. Johnson, don't even start
Go have another fuckin heart attack
You old fart
I hate that guy, Brian, that's the hamper
What's the matter
You can't go to the damn bathroom
Sorry, I had to shit, dude
Where's the tissue
I dunno, just use this XXL issue
Look at this house
Who put this couch crooked
Ow, stupid, you just stepped on my foot
Now look it
It looks like
I just stepped in a mud puddle
You fuckin dick
I'm sorry
Shut up, butthole
You prolly did it on purpose
You fuckin drunk bastard
Here, take your keys
Go boozin up, grab shit
I hate you guys, you ain't my friends
Look what you just did
To my mom's eight by tens
Now she's gonna blame me
I hope you're happy now
Party's over, everybody get your asses out
Out, I said out
Put the beer down, out
Get me drunk
Let me go and get me high tonight
Jimmy, don't
Jimmy don't let me die tonight
Get me home
Jimmy, don't let me drive tonight
I just wanna get blown with Brian and Mike
Get me drunk
Let me go and get me high tonight
Jimmy, don't
Jimmy don't let me die tonight
Get me home
Jimmy, don't let me drive tonight
I just wanna get blown with Brian and Mike
Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike
Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike
Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike
Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike