Boy number one made a picnic for two
Saw he was nervous
I thought it was cute
Until I found out
That his mom made the food
Boy number two had a beautiful face
Highly agreed to go back to his place
His wife really had some impeccable taste
I've been on this ride
This rollercoaster's a carousel
And I'm getting nowhere
Boys around the world
I want to believe that
When you chase a girl
It's not just hunting season
I can see the future
Say it like you mean it
I've got a beach house in Malibu
And I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
I'm probably gonna hurt your
Boy number twelve had a look in his eye
Brought up his ex and he started to cry
Told me he loved me the very first night
Who knows what I'm in for with
Boy number I can't keep count any more
I've been on this ride
This rollercoaster's a carousel
And I'm getting nowhere
Boys around the world
I want to believe that
When you chase a girl
It's not just hunting season
I can see the future
Say it like you mean it
I've got a beach house in Malibu
And I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
I've got a weekend in paradise
And I'm probably gonna never call you
I got big plans to take care of you
I just need to borrow ten thousand dollars
I've got a lake house in Canada
And I'm probably gonna harvest your organs
I've got a beach house in Malibu
And I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
Boys around the world
I want to believe that
When you chase a girl
It's not just hunting season
I can see the future
Say it like you mean it
I've got a beach house in Malibu
And I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings