Video マイナスP ft. Kagamine Rin "Quarrel with the Doppelganger" ドッペル押し問答 (English Subs)

The irony is strong in this one. (Show More)

*Machiavellist, "Machiavellianism is, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, "the employment of cunning and duplicity in statecraft or in general conduct", "

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22967724
SONG：マイナスP / Minus-P　@WAN_OPO
ILLUST：腹筋　@hukkyunzzz
MOVIE：WONDERFUL★OPPORTUNITY!
SINGER：鏡音リン / Kagamine Rin
TRANSLATION: Yuptanya
SUBTITLES: Rei

YOI's Singable English Lyrics; (Probably explains the story better also.)

You're that fool, aren't you, so tell me
All your friends abandoned you like always
Lost Friend Daydreamer
You are such a bluffing medal winner

After all of this time, you act like such a child
Honestly I am pretty disappointed in you
Well, that's because those things you love
Anime, manga, games
I'm sure there's a lot of them, right?
Well of course, I'm sure I'm not confused
Because those things you like
They can cause so much trouble
Anyway, I don't want to
Preach to you like I'm some saint
Are you listening at all?
I'll tell you the truth now, I am your future self, see
But will you choose to believe me, hey hey hey hey hey

In four days after crescent moon
You will have a setback for the very first time
Come on and drink up my sympathy
Fall asleep and dream 'bout that comfortable pain
By location, such irony
You can talk so fluently with your own mouth now
Now you're a fool, so just tell me
Is the future me really that much of a big deal?
　
Why on Earth would you ever do something like that
Come closer, I want to know your answer, it's what I deserve
Also, in the future from which you came
It was uncomfortable
So you decided to run away
More, praise me with that gentle praise
But it's not enough, it's sadly no good, just no good so
You have the same personality
Understand, come on now, please praise me
Just listen!
Hey, hey, how is this all making you feel?
Just tell me now
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on

Right now I am feeling quite good
You should know
this feeling, so hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

In like three hours and 12 seconds
You will finally learn what true anger is
Look, by all of these jerking words
I am sure that I will end up getting kicked out
By location, it's irony
You are the one who ends up shot in the arm
See, cause we're the same idiot
It must be the same badger trap we fell into
Just shut up and don't you touch me
What the hell is it you're even trying to say?
I can't understand you at all
Please just say what is it that you want from me?
We're that idiot, you tell me
Your friends have left you all alone as always
Lost Friend Daydreamer
You just want to be a stupid Machiavellian!